just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Randomize
