i would punch a child for taco bell
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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