Dual....:-)
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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