he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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