Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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