would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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