She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I have fence marks all over my body
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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