I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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