Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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