Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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