I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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