I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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