he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You have to summon your inner elephant
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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