I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
time to smoke my breakfast
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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