people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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