Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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