is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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