are you still at the devil's house?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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