everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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