Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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