He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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