Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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