am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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