Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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