on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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