neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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