put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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