Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
She announced her abortion via fbk
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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