And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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