i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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