He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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