i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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