K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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