So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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