If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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