He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Randomize
