Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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