She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I got her a Nickelback box set.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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