I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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