8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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