btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Randomize
