We named our party play list daddy issues
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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