From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Randomize
