You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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