I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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