Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
He? As in you personified your dick?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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