direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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