My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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