I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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