I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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