North Korea, Best Korea!
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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