his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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