I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Randomize
